an "I need ice cream" kind of day

So, I really, really, really would like an enjoyable, profitable job I can do from home.

When, you ask?  Like so way yesterday.

Is this too much to ask for or hope for?

And, I don't really want to teach piano lessons....  That would be a last resort.

Any suggestions?  Words of optimism?  Or yeah-right-only-in-your-dreams "pep" talks?